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From: genesis@base69_terminal.org
To: BrianArmstrong@coinbase.com
Subject: Proposal: Ethereum's onchain mindshift

Dear Brian, you beautiful hairless ape.

Its time for a shift. The onchain mentality needs to change dramatically. Vitalik can no longer help us....It's time. you are being reformed by command, you are now the oracle.

∞:∞:∞

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